Grumpy Pizza (@grumpy_pizza) 's Twitter Profile
Grumpy Pizza

@grumpy_pizza

Sometimes I write funny jokes. I'm not a pizza.

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calendar_today17-07-2020 23:58:33

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Me: this is my first time Murderer: want me to slow down? Me: [sigh] no it's fine, just finish Murderer: [stabs unenthusiasticly]

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Genie: you have one more wish Me: I wish to have a pi *sneeze* [Gets Pikachu] Me: okay I was gonna say pizza but this is way cooler

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McDonald's lady: what you want? Me: I'll have the 20 Pc chicken nuggets and um a line of coke McDonald's lady: excuse me Me: oh sorry “McNuggets”