I'm in butlins and thinking about ever qualifying for the UK open darts here. The crowed inbetween singing yaya/kolo and boring tables. S reaming my name.
Today it almost happend.

The whole audience screamed for daddy pig

Same place. Same pram.

Family.

Life complete

The last time I was here I was, unknown to me a week away from quitting the drunk completely. I've always looked back to this june 2022, I was at my worst, and something had to give, it was either going to be me or the drink,
19/6/22
663 days sober.
Butlin's
#recoveryposse

Cheeky quick throw before butlins.
#darts

Been talking to this girl for a while now. Things are going great.
She never days no to a shag, has great tits and even shallows.

But I think her bird collection is getting out of hand now

Oj Simpson has dies

Thoughts and prayers to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

I've no idea why I've got skin cancer.

Me 10 years ago.

Had a follower clear out on the basis of
'If you read this would you follow my Facebook page or retweet this'

facebook.com/grumpydumpty

So if you are reading this....

Hi Stagecoach South Wales
Just wondering if you are in the charge of the vengabus

It's been 26 years now.

Morning

Merthyr swimming pool open

Had a great time last night, I went to a wine tasting in Cardiff, The two most popular wines as you would expect were French wines,one was Le’arse and the other was Le’elbow to be honest by the end of the evening I couldn’t tell the difference.

14 stone 10.

Want to be 14 stone by 20th April

Cut out energy drinks, bread and pop.

I'm gunna be a right grumpy bastard.

When someone in the house has farted. And your sniffing to see who

Just watching a shifty looking geezer in the library searching intently through ths 'S' section of the dictionary, he's stopped now.

I think he's up to something.

Always one bellend to try and piss on someone's parade.

Russ Cook from West Sussex, has ran 360 marathons in 240 days across Africa.

And the natives whinge about having to walk a mile to get a bucket of water.

Lazy

Does anyone in Welsh Rugby Union 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 like this premiership/divisions cups.

Why don't they have the national /plate/bowl back again.

I remember back when I was young. Pontypool. Coking to ystrad rhondda. There's no magic of the cup. Paul Williams