What if I told you that me backing away is not an invite for you to close the gap and talk directly into my face?

My daughter's favorite lord of the rings character so far is Tom Bombadil. She's gonna be bummed when she sees the movies.

If I ever add entrepreneur to my bio. Unfollow me.

Show me what you got

I looked up the slang meaning of bet just so I could use it properly (I knew but wanted to be sure) then realized that if I have to look it up, I shouldn't be using it...

While they're hot!

This is a thing that is happening today on the internet.

I'm up! I'm awake... Also reallusion interview is live. This is how I manage lots of characters in Mortuary Assistant and a bit about myself :) #indiedev #gamedev #IndieGameDev #horrorgame magazine.reallusion.com/2021/06/22/for…

Do ancient astronaut theorists say no?

My story-driven escape room thriller Our Secret Below is on sale for just $7.49 during the #SteamSummerSale along with my other games! 🔗 store.steampowered.com/app/1061920/ #indiedev #gamedev #escaperoom #horror #IndieGameDev

What game have you not played that you are afraid to admit? Mine is the original silent hill. Which is a crime I will be rectifying soon.

Connecticut us like the Shire. Everyone forgets we exist and we just kinda sit here eating, drinking, and smoking pipe weed.

Maybe like Snoop Dogg or Ben & Jerry's I dunno NASA ?

Hey... Kid! What to be a dead body? At 1,600 followers, I'll take one lucky person who re-tweets this and put their name as a dead body in The Mortuary Assistant! That's less than 50 away! #indiedev #gamedev #horror #indiegamedev #TheMortuaryAssistant

Replying on reddit is like putting a bumper sticker on your car. You're not changing anyone's mind but you feel good doing it.

I'm lucky af I wasn't a teen in the age of mass social media. MySpace top 8 drama and chat rooms were the pinnacle of my social cringe.

I signed up for Extra Life to raise funds for kids at local children’s hospitals! Help kick off my fundraising by donating: extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuse…

No "hardcore gamer". God's got nothing against a little candy crush.

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

I'm working on updating the cover for our podcast, Real Professional. What do you think?