If you had to have egg cooked one way for rest of your life what would it be?

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Hope eriksen is okay

Eriksen come on pal

WHEN CAPTAIN BALE THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD

Be humble

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If you don't ask for your J20 nicely I ain't shaking shit.

Just seen a mosquito buzzing about. Somebody better give Bill Gates a call.

"Hello, Aberystwyth Golf Club" 'Hi there, speaking?' "Gruff." 'Who's Gruff?' "Umm... Me?" Every bloody time.

Someone just hit the clubhouse, setting off many repressed memories of the Great War.

"Your mum's in a bad mood" 'Why?' "I bought the wrong kind of bread" #doghouse

"What do you mean you have no peanuts? What the fuck is going on up here!?" Never seen an angrier golfer.

Oh no I've dropped a chip on the floor. I know, I'll smush it into the carpet that'll make it much easier to clean.

Some buzzing girl has just pissed on our doorstep.

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"If you go to West Midlands safari Park look at the zebras and their massive schlongs. It'll blow your mind" #Xmas

Zeus deffo had beans for lunch