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One of the worst things about being a structural interventionalist is finding occult malignancy on the pre-TAVR CT. Tough phone calls.

Cringe Go home please People can be so bad

Not that pretty, not that smart, motivated to remain a boomer, too involved in maintaining the status quo and not smiling because he's getting ratio'd like woah. Time to pack it up, old man.

Don't take the last donut next time

Quick guys put on your short little white coats that you never actually wear for this photo. 3rd guy: I will not

Which is it?

You can do this through the groin, too. Smaller hole and everything.

Popular opinion: general surgeons are usually not that humble AND not that smart

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I know the RCT evidence, but there is not a cardiologist on earth who is telling their 47yo brother to leave this alone and treat with meds. Can definitely have a reasonable discussion about the best method of revascularization, but that's it. Unless you hate your brother.

When you're on STEMI call and the GI doc says they're not coming in for that massive UGIB

Neither. Bypass. [throws up in mouth a little]

Ovary in the colon

Hmmmmm, what could the difference possibly be between a patient under 60 who gets a TAVR vs a SAVR? Couldn't be that they're sicker! Naaaaaaaah. But we adjusted ... blah blah blah. Surgeons thinking like surgeons here.

Don't understand the point of this terminology, really. Real question with an ECG is "To the cath lab now or not?" And the answer here is a resounding yes. Yesterday.

How can I sign up for STEMI call at this hospital?

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