stop describing things as “Orwellian” just say it’s “like Orson Welles”. you don’t have to combine his first and last name to sound smart

There are advantages and drawbacks to knowing what a claymore is. It's a double-edged sword

Its that time of the year where greedy children come in disguise to my porch and steal my porch candy. STOP! that's for the mail lady and its suppose to last the rest of the year!

THREAD: Today I talked to Willie Simmons, who has spent the last 38 years in prison for stealing $9. He was convicted of 1st degree robbery & sentenced to life without parole in 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions. 1/12

alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔

When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine:

Seattle lifted their curfew, cops haven’t tear gassed or shot at anyone, and protests are still completely peaceful at midnight. Wow it’s almost like if the police don’t attack, protests don’t magically turn into riots when the sun goes down

Cops, which has been on television for 33 seasons since 1989, has been cancelled. hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/cops…

welcome to the jungle have you dined with us before? no? ok well we do things a little differently here we actually have fun and games

an undeniably good part of the book of Job is when God's answer to the question of suffering is "do you have any idea how many crocodiles I know. do you have any idea how old those crocodiles are"

Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022