“We are striking Hamas military targets with surgical precision to minimize civilian casualties, because we aren’t savages like them. Also we surgically cut off water and power to one million children and surgically sprayed them all with the cancerous fire juice.”

people getting mad at people swinging golf clubs is so crazy when i feel like israel is going to wipe out palestine

“do you have to let it linger ?” yes i literally fucking do

I know it’s been a few days, had to digest this one for a bit. Tough year and honestly tired of writing post-loss tweets. You guys are the absolute best and your support means the world. Next year will be different 🤞

you know the economy is cooked right now when people are flexing groceries

on a personal mission to turn magic into wonderwall at drinking parties lets fucking go

Musical. Because why not.

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

bro i used to be so loud on here

sos has over 10m streams and my life isnt exactly financially better for it haha grateful sure but a man needs new pants yknow

Can you just imagine Rufa Mae Quinto walking around UST grounds 😭

Saoirse Ronan photographed by Ben Rayner, 2016.

tbh the disrespect to not put dota 2 in uaap esports ....

The world needs to know that I would never consciously select a south american team again, a coin was flipped…

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