DEFINITION: Liar (noun) - A person who claims they don't have any gum. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

DEFINITION: Awkward (adjective) - When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

TO DO LIST: Choke a smurf. See what colour it turns. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

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FACT: Cursive was invented for the sole purpose of writing your name in the snow with urine. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

REALIZED: Google must be a woman... It knows everything. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

TIPS FOR SUCCESS: Always bring a gun to the bank. There could be a robbery. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL: You're sitting in Sheldon Cooper's spot. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

REALIZED: ipod! upside down is still ipod! grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

TIPS FOR SUCCESS: If the sign at a crosswalk shows a red hand, sprint immediately through traffic and high-five it b… grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

DEFINITION: Meaningless (adj) - A white crayon. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

TIPS FOR SUCCESS: If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar instead. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

FACT: Nudists are never attractive. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

DEFINITION: Toilet (noun) - Something that only clogs at a friend's house. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

DEFINITION: Jeans (noun) - A substitute for napkins. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

TIPS FOR SUCCESS: If someone you like tells you you're beautiful, tell them they are ugly. Opposites attract. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

FACT: When you take a long time in the bathroom at school, everybody knows you pooped. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…

SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL: When you close your eyes you see falling Tetris bricks. grouchyrabbit.com/permalink.php?…