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Wordle 796 3/6 Okay I’ve still got it ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Almost crashed the car when I heard this (wait for the song). Still deciding whether the music scheduler should be sacked or given a pay rise…

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

I love this man

A psychopath in the wild

The fact this cop hasn’t been charged makes me doubt that the policing system can ever be reformed to anything other than corrupt

I have the maddest news. I can’t wait to be able to post about it.

Do they know that they’ve been in charge for the past 13 years? Voting for Tories is like turkeys voting for Christmas

‘True Romance’ co-written by me 💗 thank you pinkpantheress for showing love 💕

Seeing my name in this list is still blowing my mind

Satanic

Has the split fare option on Uber EVER worked i stfg

famous men who did horrible things that most people ignore, a thread;

Here’s my 2023 on Spotify, all wrapped up. Get yours now. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

Selling 2x Teezo Touchdown tickets for tonight at Electric Brixton London

Looking for a ticket for MJ Lenderman at the London Garage tomorrow 😢😢 anyone please

There is no ‘But he made Graduation-ing’ out of this one

Someone please sell me 2 Wireless Friday tickets :(