UR JOKING

ticketmaster’s apology:

ok one more, kanye a little bitty little bitch

happy anniversary carol (2015) 🧤 — released exactly 7 years ago today

a rude costumer: can you check in the kitchen to see where my food is me checking in the kitchen:

boom

Thanks Taylor Swift for spending 5,933 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to mirrorball. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0…

this how women who drink beer pee

kanye is a teeny weenie little baby bitch muffin

A glimpse into Kanye West’s worst nightmare.

the scary screaming lady from AHS

u cant grow up catholic and be unaffected u either turn into a whore a goth or a lesbian

the hardest thing i’ve learned this year is that you can never force someone to communicate and work things out. you can’t beg for someone to see that you are worth fighting for. and i stand by that now.

working a double = :( going home early = :)

“smelling like weed is nasty” WHEN ARE WE GONNA CALL OUT THE CIG SMOKERS BECAUSE THATS STRAIGHT TAR !!!