Why am I getting so emotional watching this rescue beaver build a Christmas dam in their house?? It's the best dam I've ever seen 😭😭😭

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

pizza is like sex. the ninja turtles love having it in a sewer with each other

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Rhythmic gymnasts are able to perform so flawlessly, but stabilizing a video on their ball may help create an even more flawless effect & curious perspective from a peculiar reference frame [📹 Darya Dmitriyeva, Olympic Games 2012 buff.ly/3IuBoJO]

I'm just saying he was TOLD that it would freeze before he hit the first marker. That Tauntauns death was negligence.

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Chart of the day from The Guardian. Wind now 27% of UK energy mix essentially replacing coal in just 10 years. Gas still largest source and proving tenacious. Other renewables important but only wind can do the heavy lifting we need.

This feels one step closer to the invisible SUVs in The Peripheral

I can't believe this has to be pointed out: the reason cars are designed to crumple, rather than be indestructible, is to divert the energy of a crash around the cabin and protect the occupants. If you crash in this thing, the car will be fine but YOU will shatter into pieces.

What?

Visvge All this does is give me a strong urge to crash the hotel, sit back watching Fight Club via HDMI, drinking the entire minibar then refilling the bottles with cold tea and water.

If (when?) this car crashes, whose insurance pays the bills?

If this intentional and they’ve permanently killed off third party apps, then I’m done

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

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