Guys, everything will be ok. I’ve already seen a bunch of people post the praying hands emoji.

GB reverse tease, faith in Love, & 2 chalk MLB ML made for a small Thursday profit. I’d stepped away from sports betting since Madness, good time to come back.

“How bad is UCLA?” - me, after the first 3 legs of my parlay hit while watching a teased UCLA falter to……checks notes….New fucking Mexico.

Liberals are FAFOing at an alarming rate. My heart is happy.

Good yard sale finds this weekend. 1. Lawrence Welk 6 vinyl box set for $1. 2. Two baseball gloves from the 70s, a Rusty Staub model & a Rick Burleson model. 50 cents each.

Curious about what Lamar is getting Pat for Father’s Day next year.

I give you The Cheesesunami.

Got “randomly selected” at the airport again. Full pat down. (whispers) he touched my balls

Aerial view of Cincinnati on my flight home this evening.

In honor of Sister Jean’s passing, I will be watching Nude Nuns With Big Guns tonight.

Say no to drugs, folks.

No idea who else is in the Jets’ QB room, but I can promise you they’re a better option than Fields.

Haunted houses are ineffective for me. Want to scare me? Put me in a house where people speak incorrectly, spell shit wrong, & pronounce caramel with 2 syllables.

It’s impossible to not be happy while listening to the new Ripe (The Band) album.

Me: Damn, these QBs are old. Also me: *old enough to be their dad

Denver & GB……..no sweat, right? 💰