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This is the best thing ever. Hahahaha. Let's all tell Ryan Reynolds because we need to shout it out. It's been documented now on the interwebs instagram.com/reel/C8c8Xc8pa…

Have you ever seen something that you couldn't explain? Maybe a shadow out of the corner of your eye? Or something moving in the dark, but never comes into the light enough to prove your eyes aren't playing tricks on you? Maybe it's a feeling? Or a cold spot? #dialoguestarter

When you get to work and immediately start getting berated by someone that hates you for no reason. Even though their track record of things isn't spotless.

#olathepolice

Most undoubtedly an awesome read!

Meet Sheila. She's a shy administrative assistant who's fated to destroy the vampire race. Too bad one of them, a foul-mouthed dork from Brooklyn, is more interested in asking her out. Check out their explosive chemistry in The Tome of Bill horror comedy series. #booktwt

If it was a physical book, I would have worn the cover off by now.

I definitely want one!

Bill Ryder was a foul-mouthed gamer from Brooklyn. Then he died. Now he's vampire, surrounded by monsters who are stronger and cooler than he could ever hope to be. Too bad for them he's got a talent for fucking shit up. Find out what happens next in The Tome of Bill series.

Get ready to DIE laughing.

OH WOW!!!

A plethora of peculiar protagonists, with some prehistoric perpetrators! Two opposable thumbs up!!

When you've worn a metaphorical mask for so long, it isn't that you accepted that mask. It is that you have just gotten really good at adjusting it to deal with life.

Okay, hear me out. A reality show that is scavenger hunt, no cell phones just a flashlight and a folding map with marked places. GenX vs GenZ #MillionDollarIdea #GenX

Random question... Why are the creepy ghost girls only shown with long dark hair? Are blondes and red-heads exempt from paranormal activity? Is there a different realm for the otherwise folically colored? Or are we too sassy? Asking for a friend. 😏

One of my favorite book series! 👍👍 If I had more hands (like a certain character) I would most definitely give it more than 2 thumbs up!