Don’t ask too many questions or you’ll never get to sleep

The chiefs had to win bc Taylor swift

Very valid today

Shoutout to the homeless man a couple years back who offered me “a pull” off a Zaxbys cup of wine and fanta in the middle of Home Depot

“I wanna spray paint her ass” -Jim

If she buys me a lazy j hat I’ll probably propose

Save country music, get Tyler Childers high again

Gimme something that burns like her.

Thinking about your big green eyes and jet black hair.

"GET OFF THIS TRUCK!" 😂🏁

Omg Trump is on the roof now watching NASCAR in North Carolina Biden could never make it up there

Me after holding it in for 189 miles until the next Bucee’s:

Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife But I’ll enjoy my borrowed time

A girl becomes a little less attractive when you see her go home with a different dude every night

This VOLS score makes me harder than a granite countertop

Call me George Foreman cause I’m selling everybody grills

Cross Canadian Ragweed still fucks