I love when friends drop new music

Me trying to stay positive after you ask me how I am in December of 2021

NRA Youngboy

i know country girls make do but this is outrageous

I’m convinced this isn’t an actual art exhibit but the janitor was trying something new overnight and got turned to stone by some museum curse

Old white dudes will still find a way to call him “sweetheart” and tip 10%

Hard as shit

Urn branded bottled water.

Only gonna be eating “pocket” based foods until further notice

And the collection grows

Adult happy meal day at McDonald’s

I have done enough things online to warrant a company that specializes in getting shit off of your ass to send me free product.

Just baking the shit out of some bread tonight why not

Shopping around for gold chains for my dog

So today October’s moshing discourse on Twitter day. Getting it out of the way early this month huh

I can’t even tell you how genuinely bricked up, absolutely drenched, ball exploding HORNY I get whenever I can be petty in my own comment section

It looks British

Sometimes I don’t have enough time to type out a full phrase of words but just enough time to still type out the cuss so I’ll be like “LMFuckingAO”