sorry but nothing is gonna be as good as the hilariously dogshit mike myers one. we need to go back to movies like that

⠀ . . i told you to cook that lorax head

⠀ / PLEASE LMFAOOOOO. there needs to be a dr seuss verse !!!

⠀ me whenever you do something off ...

⠀ a lot .

⠀ you're always tweaking .

⠀ do you wanna watch the christmas in july event on the hallmark channel 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ⠀

⠀ max enjoys it more than you do .

⠀ “ something that i'm surprised the whos don't go crazy over as much as christmas . fireworks , loud noises , colors . ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ୨ ⠀ ࣪⠀⠀you⠀⠀gave⠀⠀me⠀⠀𝔯𝑜𝑠𝒆𝓈⠀⠀⠀ ， ⠀ .⠀⠀and⠀⠀i⠀⠀𝒍𝘦͟𝓯͟𝒕⠀⠀them⠀⠀there ⠀⠀⠀⠀to⠀⠀⠀⠀🥀⠀⠀༝ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ݁ ݁ ⠀𝑑i͟┄𝑒⠀⠀. ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ ゛ 𝐂͡ᴵᴺᴰʸ 𓂃 𝑳ᴼᵁ .