If Taylor Swift went on instagram and said kill the next person you see, how many people do you think would die?

The Eagles defense is the most penalized in the NFL so far this season, makes you think…

Classic banana purchasing method: Eat one the day I bought them and then let them rot on the counter till I don’t want them anymore. Plays every time.

They should sell zyns at Dunkin’ Donuts so I only have to make one stop in the morning

I’ve been on the Ken Rosenthal hate train

Beyoncé is hot

Drake Maye is like if Baker Mayfield was white

WHO TF PUT CRISCO ON THE PATRIOTS FOOTBALLS

New York Sanitation should put trackers on their garbage trucks and send the data to google so it can avoid the routes

Threes? #brownshirt

Thank you Aaron Boone

Losing to the Yankees made me realize I hate most of my friends

Homophobe.

Sometimes when I’m walking through the city I grab parking tickets off of people’s cars because I thrive on chaos

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Hide ya girl, my beanie folded and my matcha green #bushwick

I’m gonna start spamming benchwarmer unders so the FBI breakdown my door because I need attention

Wemby is already the greatest defensive player of all time

Happy Halloweening my way back into her life!

That’s NJIT feeling