Barton Finking in St. Pete Beach. It's cold here.

If you were aware of how much wisdom you don't have in Youth, you'd moan about it just as Old People do of their aging bodies

Oh yeah, Winter Olympics? Let's add one more reason why I hate winters here.... It's cold for no good reason!

Two things I've learned tonight: I can't pipe like Shawn White, or anybody else.... Nor can I "pipe" at all. But I was there, goddammit!

So, who can deliver sausage gravy and biscuits on the morning? #bizopp #breffast #yum #good

A group of crows is called a Murder. A group of Hippopotami is called a Bloat. A group of goldfish is called a Troubling. Poor goldfish.

"Yeah, you keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin' " Nancy Sinatra, 1966 #funnylyrics #hashtag #leehazlewood

I learned today that snakes can fly in Asia. Wait, what? Never going there. The Elegant Secrets Of Flying Snakes n.pr/1gV0oX7

I think I have a good heart, but clearly my liver is the real champ #ipa #bud

Thanks again. Kate. Great having you with us in Palm Springs! instagram.com/p/nMu7AplDmz/

The fact that there is a Poutinefest occurring in Ottawa right now makes Canada's universal health care system make so much more sense.

Met a new friend at the hotel this morning... instagram.com/p/nWr5kflDhy/

Aaannd a whole new meaning to the word "buttcrack". instagram.com/p/nWsd6mFDix/

I think I win in the drink dept. tonight. instagram.com/p/nb8QgOlDpM/

Ranger... instagram.com/p/nwtH_OFDrf/

Is wild rice really wild? Are there people actually hunting rice? Is regular rice not cool anymore? Jim Gaffigan

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So today, I learned where beer comes from! @ Tampa, FL instagram.com/p/ojctvMlDtc/

This is supposed to be one of the best bars in the world... Three Dots and a Dash Chicago. instagram.com/p/uKD39xFDlR/

John, Arlo, Kris And Others Discuss Steve Goodman youtu.be/yZx7xCK6yfo via YouTube