My loofah watching me dissociate in the shower for 20 minutes

You wouldn’t need to ask this if you had lgbt friends

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked Jinkx Monsoon as Judy Garland

the concept of an anti-lgbt person being the guest of honor at a pride parade in a state that does not perform gay marriages

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

It’s incredible the kind of campaign someone can run when they’re not over 60

I’ve been really into cartography lately! *Has both election and Snifflies maps pulled up*

Paraphrasing a locked account I saw this quote tweeted on, but Trump is shilling his most unpopular piece of legislation of all time, and just bombed Iran (also widely hated). Dem leadership spending any amount of time smearing Zohran right now tells you all you need to know

The gay couple’s “We’re moving to LA” post? Baby, that’s our gender reveal! 😌

5am at the station and the uptown and downtown A trains arrived simultaneously. It was like watching the MTA burp and fart at the same time.

They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people

The year is 2056. The establishment dems are trying to primary a fiscally and socially moderate bellybutton brimming with cum with a full head of hair as their ironclad, fail-proof candidate for the upcoming general election.

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

“Another heavy-hitter has left SNL”

Tests confirmed that Lil Nas X was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol during last week's episode. The singer reportedly suffered a psychotic episode.