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I now identify as a 31 year old white man with a great credit score. My name is now Jeremy.

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Canon event. 😮‍💨

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Verifying my Twitter account for my #GalxeID gid:xyCk9k2nVSCuoWRzAiwD9i Galxe galxe.com/galxeid

Don't mind me, just doing crypto things

Gonna start charging for all the advice I handout. If I’m gonna waste my time, I may as well get paid for it 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

Want to go to the gym but also want to start my morning with a beer. 😮‍💨

The next time I’m opening up to someone is gonna be during my autopsy.

Discovering I might have ADHD is not quite the lottery win I had in mind but I accept all prizes right now.

Insomnia is still my least favourite power. 😮‍💨

If we work together I’d like you to know. I don’t like this job. Shit I don’t even like this company. Nothing personal but I’m only here for money so I can fund my cult and blossoming alcoholism.

I want that Jada and Tupac love 🥲

In case you didn’t know… that command center and bunker under the Al Shifa Hospital? This was actually built by the Israelis. Get me off this planet.

Wow that Dr Who episode was crazy terrible. Unreal levels of pandering 😂

Roughest week of 2024 so far. Please send prayers. Or assassination attempts.

Drake and his team when they gotta go back to the studio they were locked In for 3 days cause kdot dropped in 15 minutes.

Star Wars Acolyte is a steaming pile of cow manure but even then I’m insulting the cows. Lesbian space witches in space?? What reality is this 😂

Wow what a time to be politically homeless. Looks like I’m voting Green. As far as I’m aware they don’t like Palestinian kids dying and that’s good enough for me.