Graham Hoefer (@greydnls) 's Twitter Profile
Graham Hoefer

@greydnls

Snarktopus. Trans. Dad. Expect mostly puns. 👨‍👦‍👦+👧 🐶🚴🎨🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/his)

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Woah, totally missed the “your position has been eliminated” square on my 2022 bingo card. That one’s a doozy, but feels very in keeping with the last few years. 2020s: the decade that just keeps giving.

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Relatedly, if you’re hiring or know anyone who’s hiring and needs help with design systems, micro front ends, APIs or distributed systems, and values empathy, collaboration and a good work/life balance — lemme know.

ignace nyamagana butera (@nyamsprod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

github.com/bakame-php/spec #php #specification a small PHP package implementing the Specification pattern for PHP8+ simple and to the point ... I hope. special thanx do Graham Hoefer for the original work 😉

Jazzy 🪱 (@jazzysart) 's Twitter Profile Photo

buying hogwarts legacy =/ you're a transphobe but it does = you're giving money to a transphobe who is actively using said money to harm trans people if youre armed with that info, I'd hope you'd make the wiser and kinder choice and not passively support jk rowling

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Name one problem you have that you would gladly throw money at if someone came to you with a product that solved it for you?

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Lydia when looking at a church: why is there a giant cauldron in the yard? Me: I don’t know I think it’s for the witches. Yes, the church witches. Her: I think those are called nuns.

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This is really poor UX. I clicked on the “notifications” tab try and this is what I’m shown. My immediate response? “Are you out of your Fucking mind?” I had to read it three times before I understood that they’re just making a special place see mentions from verified accounts.

This is really poor UX. I clicked on the “notifications” tab try and this is what I’m shown. My immediate response?  “Are you out of your Fucking mind?” I had to read it three times before I understood that they’re just making a special place see mentions from verified accounts.
Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

Sydney Battle (@sydneybattle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

nobody commits harder than a dad who lingers at the entrance to the family room pretending he’s uninterested in the show ur watching on tv