You have to feel sorry for the victim here. It’s all too easy to fall for a scam - As I now finally admit myself. Here’s my story from nearly 20 years ago. #Scam #OhMyDays #Kohlrabi #Handkerchief

SO excited right now. I’m in Cardiff. And Pam Ayres is performing an evening of her very best poems at The Blackweir Tavern.

#Oasis #Oasis25 #O2as5is #Oasisness #Owaysiss #Onassis #Owayzizz

Watching #Wimbledon… I can’t be the only person who thinks that Aryna Sabalenka looks nothing like Natalie Cassidy from Eastenders?

This poor young ball boy. Tried his best not to look. #Wimbledon

Ernie, my daughter’s hamster, currently enjoying a Rowntree’s Fruit Pastille ice lolly.

Jeez man. Take your coat off. You won’t feel the benefit on the way home. #Oasis

Some excellent comedy shows on this YouTube channel. Click on “Playlists” and take your pick of your favourites. youtube.com/@steve-e4c4b?s…

I’m not in the mood.

NOOOO! THIS IS TOO CONFUSING!!!

It’ll stop him rolling out of bed.

Goodnight.

When I saw this clip, it just HAD to be done. Sound on. cc: @RickyGervais

Norrie following the usual British sports script.

BREAKING: Controversy at Wimbledon as, right in the middle of Court No 1, Nicholas Jarry gives a hand job to wrestler, John Cena.

Coming soon to ITV… A new detective series. Set in the seaside town of Wart-On-The-Scrote, Sally Colostomy and Brenda Lupus try to solve murders - All with hilarious consequences. That’s Colostomy and Lupus, starting this Friday at 9 on ITV. Or stream now on medication.

How weird that crypto currencies have often been “top trends” since Musk took this platform over. 🙄

Goodnight.