I've always wanted to speak to other passengers on this bus

Really? Not familiar with this song 😂🤮

Everybody, even Tom Brady #MichaelJordan and Charles Barkley sucks in at least one #sport . My Chicago Tribune column explains. What's yours? tribunecontentagency.com/article/greg-s…

Now would be a great time for all air traffic controllers and TSA employees to walk off the jobs until the #shutdown is over. I say this because I just got off a flight and won't be flying again for a month

Will this mean shorter lines at Katz's Delicatessen ?

Looking forward to Friday's podcast

Can't wait!!

Just saw blinking #Christmas lights on an infant's stroller and now I'm thinking of converting to Judaism

A must watch for #eventprofs and #HR reps. Today at 10 a.m EST I'm live w Remarkable! A Speakers Bureau to discuss why humor and laughter are disappearing from the corporate world...and the damage that is doing to employee morale and productivity. Listen on X at x.com/bookyourspeaker

Thanks Remarkable! A Speakers Bureau

Thx ⁦SpeakInc⁩ for the opportunity #corporatecomedy #emcee #keynotespeaker #chicago #eventprofs #meetingprofs instagram.com/reel/DQ5Maefjk…

Makes me want to puke

A big thank-you to Remarkable! A Speakers Bureau for a great conversation on misconceptions of adding humor to #corporateevents . When done right, humor isn’t just funny — it’s memorable and motivational The key? Communication. Before, not after. #keynotespeaker #comedian #meetingprofs

Damn guess I gotta get HBO now

Now I have Sunday plans

I think I strained something just reading this guy's name

This club, for me, is what #standupcomedy is all about. I'll perform here until I can no longer remember my act. So...a few more years. Thx Zanies Chicago

Great. It was exhausting having to think for myself

Not saying #grocery prices are rising fast but my local grocery store just switched to dry erase boards for all its products

This would be like me going on tour as Jerry Seinfeld and doing all of his material. Hey...I'm just thought of an idea