Listened to the latest Why Are You Laughing? (“Top 19 stand-up comedians alive”). Spoiler alert: not only are Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin not #1, they’re nowhere NEAR the top. And some of the comedians ranked above them will make you want to stick a fork in your eye. Still, a good listen.

Who could’ve predicted the Trump-Musk rift except everyone

A 15-2 lead to Barstool NY is concerning.

Karen Read verdict is in

Obligatory annual Midsummer pic!

“The Poehler Express is here!!!!!!!” Joshua Camara The Kirk Minihane Show Greg Poehler

START OF A DYNASTY

How many Islands are there in Sweden?

Just rewatched the original Jurassic Park w my daughter. All that stuff that Goldblum was spewing (“life finding a way”) never actually came into play. Instead, a man (Newman) just got greedy. If it weren’t for him, there’d be Jurassic Parks in every city. Fuck Newman. Happy 4th.

Drama.

I thought this pic of the Swedish women’s soccer team was one of those photos where someone photoshops the same person on every seat on an airplane.

I’m glad someone was paying attention

If I pull this off, shame tweeting could be the new diet trend.

Nevertheless, he persisted.

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room

MAKE IT STOP