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Gregory Witek

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After 2 years, Momentive is going back to their previous name: SurveyMonkey Who would have thought that rebranding to the most dull, generic, and overall meh name wouldn't work? A real how it started vs how it's going moment

After 2 years, Momentive is going back to their previous name: SurveyMonkey

Who would have thought that rebranding to the most dull, generic, and overall meh name wouldn't work?

A real how it started vs how it's going moment
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While we ban high-emission cars from the city centers, we should also look at the noise levels and ban vehicles that are too loud (looking particularly at motorcycles and mopeds). I can't sleep with open window because every 5 minutes there's a 90dB moped passing by at 12am 🤬

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Wait, didn't Twitter owner recently show off they got record usage? So then he figured out it was mostly bots? 🤨 Also, I can't even verify screen authenticity cause I'm rate limited. The Twitter comedy's getting better every day 🤦🏻‍♂️

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I read one too many articles about how process managers screw up their teams by relying on estimations and velocity, and now I'm writing a guide on how to unscrew it. I'm afraid I'll end up with 5,000 words 😩

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I wrote a thing. Here's how process managers fuck up the concept of velocity and how to unfuckitup: notonlycode.org/velocity/

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A quote from Linda's memoir, coming in 2029: "The rebranding idea was ridiculous since the beginning and nobody besides Elon believed it would work, but we couldn't say anything. We were all his yes-men..."

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I've thought about something like this years ago. I used to experience severe wrist pain and I thought a sphere keyboard could be more ergonomic, though I imagined it would have maybe 10-15 buttons and pressing them together would be required (like stenographers).

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I wonder why Twitter needed a new "Verified followers" tab and then I saw what's going on in the "All followers" tab 🤦🏻‍♂️ it's incredible how the quality of this site just keeps going down

I wonder why Twitter needed a new "Verified followers" tab and then I saw what's going on in the "All followers" tab 🤦🏻‍♂️ it's incredible how the quality of this site just keeps going down