Greg Lammers (@greglammers) 's Twitter Profile
Greg Lammers

@greglammers

passing notes when the teacher ain't lookin'

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calendar_today09-01-2009 04:07:29

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Clinton (@614clinton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yesterday, my wife and I got invited to our new neighbors party, and we were told to, "Dress to kill." My wife wore a hijab with a niqab a long black abaya, and I had on a turban, beard and a backpack. Apparently, that's not what they had in mind, so we were asked to leave.

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Brad Hoylman is outraged that ICE agents did their job—but hours earlier, he was bragging about being endorsed by Letitia James, who lied on a federally backed mortgage and pocketed $100K+. If there’s a lawbreaker involved, Brad’s probably handing them a mic.

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My neighbors’ dogs used to shit in my yard all the time. I had a fence put in, and around that time I saw a huge drop in the amount of dog shit in my yard. I’m not sure why, I’m sure it’s a very nuanced and complex issue.

My neighbors’ dogs used to shit in my yard all the time. I had a fence put in, and around that time I saw a huge drop in the amount of dog shit in my yard. I’m not sure why, I’m sure it’s a very nuanced and complex issue.