Really Joe Davis, you really don’t know why your employer, Fox, doesn’t include Bill Nye in the package of celebs at the #WorldSeries?

I can’t believe FOX Sports is letting it’s underage viewers watch A-Rod and Jeter tongue bathe MLB Commish Rob Manfred on live TV.

.Enrique Hernández representing’ with the PR belt! 🇵🇷✊️

I was cursing that I was already seeing Macy’s Christmas ads between innings, but now it looks like Jack Flaherty could jump on a D train and make it to Herald Square before closing time.

“There’s a timing to everybody’s cadence.” —John Smoltz

The MVP.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

In the US, an airborne virus is infecting 750K/day, killing ≈1K every week & leaving another 5 million chronically ill each month, & neither state nor fed officials will say a thing about it, but y’all think some unidentified drones over NJ are the big gov’t conspiracy? 🙄

CDC And WHO Issue Urgent Warning To People In Areas Of Wildfires To Wash Hands To Avoid Inhaling Toxic Wildfire Smoke

Meet The Unusual People Who Care About Their Own Health And The Health Of Others

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Five years from now, politicians and their very serious friends will tell us that the low quality of chicken eggs in New York can be blamed on the 2025 poultry lockdown. #H5N1

Pandemic fatalism is a privilege, I must say.

Will a torpedo bat cover first base? Can it catch a weak fly to center?

Deaths Caused By New Covid Variant No More Severe Than Deaths Caused By Earlier Variants Say Scientators

Just a little hinty reminder that I’ve mostly moved on to greener pastures and bluer skies—same handle—why don’t you join me!?! Come for the par-baked hot takes; stay for the overcooked cultural references. youtu.be/G8dsvclf3Tk?si…

.Zohran Kwame Mamdani has a lot of great ideas for programs to make NYC affordable for everyone. He should add a free N95 mask program. N95s improve public health by protecting people from airborne viruses & wildfire smoke. Making them free increases their use & decreases stigma.

“Do you remember when you joined X?” No. Because I joined Twitter.