America is huge compared to other continents

U ever wake up and be like “what if I just don’t”

If you’re feeling bad about yourself today, just remember, I’m the moron who took three trips to the auto parts store today bc I was trying to replace my headlights with high-beams.

Conduct like nobody’s watching

Due to inflation, Steve Reich’s landmark piece is now called “Music for 16 Musicians“

A roadtrip through all the Springfields in the US

Forget Brexit, let’s bring back Doggerland. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerlan…

You either die an “up and coming” or live long enough to be a “fixture on the scene”

33% apartment rent increase TRU NEW YORKER ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Pro-tip: Tacet ‘til you Make It.

Martin Luther: The OG OP

imagine having your head so far up your own ass that this comes as a surprise: operawire.com/metropolitan-o…

Pro-tip: Turn up the self-love in the monitors of your soul.

So proud of Ozzy Osbourne and Willie Nelson for their Grammy wins. If you stick with the mindset grindset long enough, good things happen 🙏 #stayhumble #grindset #always

Proof that my brother crashing in my mom's driveway in his RV is just a part of the circle of life: npr.org/2023/02/09/115…

Looks like America may have won after all vice.com/en/article/3ad…

9th blackbird = Pierrot ensemble + DJ

Oh no, the piano is at 440 but the vibes are at 442? Hey real quick did you know that we’re all gonna fucking DIE one day??

This recitative brought to you by: the i6 chord. i6, for when you’re too legit to commit.

If Beethoven were alive today, he would insist everyone address him as "doctor" after getting his DMA in composition at SUNY Stonybrook.