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Who is this opening bowler and what has he done with Mitch Starc? #ICCCricketWorldCup

It’s jibber time. #ICCCricketWorldCup

Précis of recent commentary: “The important thing is to move your feet and the other important thing is not to move your feet.” #ICCCricketWorldCup

Coming up in the innings break, everything you’ve just seen six times. #ICCCricketWorldCup

What was Kohli waiting for? A recall? #kohlicult #ICCWorldCup2023

A stadium that “sailed off into the abyss”? FMD. #icccricketworldcup2023

In a year in which Australia lost a Test series to India, gave up a 2-0 Ashes lead and were thrashed in four one-day matches in a row by South Africa, they’ll finish up with the three trophies they covet most on their mantelpiece. Talk about getting it right on the night!

Imagine what Pat Cummins and his team could achieve if they weren’t so woke. #icccricketworldcup2023

Ted Hopkins’s place in footy history is simultaneously quirky and enviable. He always was one of a kind. RIP. Carlton premiership hero Ted Hopkins dies theage.com.au/sport/afl/carl…

On paper, he’s right. Maybe they can bring in a origami expert to make them a lovely little paper cup?

An antidote to the world just now.

Are we really so abjectly in thrall to American cultural and commercial imperialism that we must hijack and trivialise the solemn name of a tragic day in our history for the sake of a retail gimmick? #BlackFriday

Talking trans: Adolescents, gender transition and the conversations we need to have theage.com.au/national/talki…

I would not have thought this was a) true, or b) in the top 100 points AA could have made to the parliamentary inquiry.

Look on the bright side: it’s 6.5 overs more than last night. #BBL13

Alex Jones is back on Twitter. Time for me to go. Thanks all.