the FBI think they slick

ik this mf lying like shit on that caption

seen my ex and her new bf and he look just like me when i was with her…a damn fool

i’ve opened 6 valentine’s day cards so far and already up $165. i love workin for usps

Grandma needs to chill 💀

this mf been 85 since I was 5

opening this app in public is like playing russian roulette

Quitting a job isn’t enough I need them to go outta business when I leave 😭

“mfs will” “dudes be like” aww look who can’t say NIGGAS😭

the guy i rejected million times finally moved on, wow so it was all fake huh