Leftists are so stupid. The President of the United States is exposed as being a criminal pedo, yet they focus on an ad for denim jeans. F’n morons. Don’t get distracted. Donald John Trump is a nonce.

I bet when you make a purchase from Nuts.com you feel like that guy that accidentally walked into the mob owned pizza shop and got the best pie ever. 🍕

Personally, as a center left Democrat, I can’t wait until the United States Postal Service issues their official stamp featuring the portrait of Donald John Trump. I hope it happens as soon as humanly possible. 🤞

Remember old people gum? 😂

Here’s the newest distraction from the Epstein files. First it was outraged liberals over a jeans ad. Now it’s outraged liberals that don’t know about the selective service. It sure would be nice to not be the party that shoots itself in the foot on a daily basis. 🤷 😀 🔫

Noone reids two they’re kidz n e moar

Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates-under-…

The obituary is already written. The only thing missing is the expiration date. 😉 👊 🇺🇸 🔥

As a millennial, I’ll always remember Robert Redford as being a retired movie star of none of the films I’ve ever seen. #RIPHoss

Dave Matthews on CNN’s coverage of #FarmAid talking about “putrid waste”. Yeah, he’d know a thing or two about the subject.

And there. There’s your salary cap. @mlb

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Not trying to make anyone feel bad or anything, but… nytimes.com/badges/games/m…

I will pay his bar tab for all eternity.

I just saw Macaulay Culkin on Kimmel saying he smokes ciggy butts with Walter Goggins. Imagine meeting a celebrity and they smell like a boofer. 🚬 🤢 💨

It’s not even been a week and seeing the Reiner #SNL tribute card is crazy. I can think of a former host that probably won’t be getting a tribute card in the near future. Too bad - they really like their name plastered on shit!

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I think snowmageddon is starting to take a toll on me already. My laundry bag looks like a squinting sloth with a nose to ear piercing. I’m cooked.