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Australian Greens (Parody)

@greensau2

Australia's most anti-Australia political party.
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Only true Indigenous peoples, who have endured centuries of oppression and systemic injustice, should have the right to evade accountability for their actions. It's shameful for any white person to feel entitled to the same right to get away with crime.

Only true Indigenous peoples, who have endured centuries of oppression and systemic injustice, should have the right to evade accountability for their actions. It's shameful for any white person to feel entitled to the same right to get away with crime.
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Imagine if Lidia Thorpe, the DEI darling who milks her 1% Aboriginal blood like it’s a golden ticket to sainthood, were a judge. She’d torch the courtroom, screeching about “stolen land” while freeing every thug who whispers “oppression.” Her radical activism would be a Molotov

Imagine if Lidia Thorpe, the DEI darling who milks her 1% Aboriginal blood like it’s a golden ticket to sainthood, were a judge. She’d torch the courtroom, screeching about “stolen land” while freeing every thug who whispers “oppression.” Her radical activism would be a Molotov
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Israel has threatened to take over all of Gaza. But don’t worry, these soy-guzzling, non-binary eunuch communists have committed to fighting for Palestine.

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In what can only be described as the greatest legalised grift in Australian politics, the Senate has perfected a system where useless grifters can transform a handful of votes into million-dollar political careers. The recent re-election of beloved Senator Mehreen Faruqi (secured

In what can only be described as the greatest legalised grift in Australian politics, the Senate has perfected a system where useless grifters can transform a handful of votes into million-dollar political careers. The recent re-election of beloved Senator Mehreen Faruqi (secured
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"Why is the Prime Minister not shoving us into a war to prop up the side who agree with my extremist religious beliefs?" - Mehreen Faruqi

"Why is the Prime Minister not shoving us into a war to prop up the side who agree with my extremist religious beliefs?" - Mehreen Faruqi
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This is Sydney Airport earlier today. Fresh off the plane and straight into the system with no racist background checks, these doctors and scholars are ready to enrich the future of your nation 🙏🙏🙏

This is Sydney Airport earlier today.
Fresh off the plane and straight into the system with no racist background checks, these doctors and scholars are ready to enrich the future of your nation 🙏🙏🙏
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If you're worried more about a knife attack from an underprivileged youth than the ongoing genocide of first nations people, you're the problem 🙏

If you're worried more about a knife attack from an underprivileged youth than the ongoing genocide of first nations people, you're the problem 🙏
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Mehreen Faruqi is fighting for Gaza on the front lines. Well, not in Gaza, but on the cushy end of a taxpayer-funded business class flight to London. She's basically a knight slaying dragons, single-handedly bringing an end to genocide.

Mehreen Faruqi is fighting for Gaza on the front lines. Well, not in Gaza, but on the cushy end of a taxpayer-funded business class flight to London. She's basically a knight slaying dragons, single-handedly bringing an end to genocide.
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Let’s be honest, we’ve become a parody of ourselves. The 2025 election was a humiliating existential collapse. After decades of positioning ourselves as the moral conscience of Australia, we’ve been reduced to one lower house seat. Just one. Adam Bandt, once the face of our

Let’s be honest, we’ve become a parody of ourselves. The 2025 election was a humiliating existential collapse. After decades of positioning ourselves as the moral conscience of Australia, we’ve been reduced to one lower house seat. Just one.

Adam Bandt, once the face of our
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The King's birthday serves as a stark reminder that the enduring trauma of colonialist racism continues to inflict deep wounds on First Nations people to this day.

The King's birthday serves as a stark reminder that the enduring trauma of colonialist racism continues to inflict deep wounds on First Nations people to this day.
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Burning a city = peaceful protest. Using the military to stop a riot = ripping apart communities. Enforcement of migration laws = far-right racism. Donald Trump doing what he was elected to do = destroying democracy. War = peace.

Burning a city = peaceful protest.
Using the military to stop a riot = ripping apart communities.
Enforcement of migration laws = far-right racism.
Donald Trump doing what he was elected to do = destroying democracy.
War = peace.