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"For years, we have longed to return to the values and social inequalities of the mid twentieth century, when America was the only country with nuclear weapons, and women couldn’t have credit cards." Mary Flannery (Substack: Page by Page) #Satire #humor medium.com/greener-pastur…

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"A Political Identity Reveal Party is the perfect way to involve your friends and family in your political indecision–nothing brings people together quite like charged political discussions during election season." @lessismorefun @AlexisTaiWrites #Satire medium.com/greener-pastur…

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"In counties where Democrats are in control, the voter rolls include bread rolls and tootsie rolls!" -Gunnar Birgisson #satire #humor medium.com/greener-pastur…

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"1. Take a glass. Or a cup, mug, thermos, vase, bucket, ancient wine goblet, or Viking drinking horn. Whatever it is, make sure it’s transparent. If not, you’ll need special skills to see through it." - Andreea Tanase #satire #humor medium.com/greener-pastur…

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"There’s no time to strap on the contrived personality you use in public to disguise your authentically twitchy self." James Klein #satire #humor medium.com/greener-pastur…

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"Try Aromatherapy: Walk around the house with an atomizer full of patchouli oil and spray it on people." Justin Courter #satire #humor medium.com/greener-pastur…

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"Create a romantic ambiance with songs like “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Yankee Doodle Dandy”..." -Mike Todasco #satire #humor medium.com/greener-pastur…