Learn something new about English everyday….

Grew up on India Pakistan cricket, love the game so much, and yet when Jay Shah got the tickets for the India Pakistan game in the World Cup, it went to 20 year olds and corporate pals and those with connections.

Sad that #CRParkBookFest is not stocking my book Shakchunni.

Pakistan’s amazing “vibrator” (His word, not mine).

Exactly what I told myself after I don’t get tickets to see the game I always wanted to see (a World Cup India Pakistan game in my country)

Who knew that India’s finest musical performer is a Royal Challengers Bengaluru fan !

Nothing has opened people’s eyes to the injustices in today’s India than not getting Coldplay tickets, when other less deserving ones have, by virtue of who they are.

Those who didn’t get Coldplay tickets and are angry and who happen to be woke, understand this. All Coldplay tickets were not for you, within the group that you were in, you were not good enough. So cope. Isn’t this what you tell others every other day?

As I grow older, I find two things happening: More people read what I write. Less people want to meet me in real life.

GST: God Solves Trouble.

Should be sent to re-education camp run by Nirmala Tai and Narayana Infosys.

Phool baharon se nikla, Chand sitaron se nikla, Dil dooba…. This dance is what you come home to after 70 hours of Narayana Murthy work.

Do read Shakchunni

The tragedy of life isn’t to be forgotten after death but to not be remembered while you are alive. —-Sultan of Delhi Resurrection.

The collection is at the level of Dev Anand’s Mr Prime Minister.

Yesterday, upon on a chair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away. When I went to see him in jail The man was gone, out on bail But when I looked for him in seeshmahal I couldn't find him there at all!