That’s DPI I’m sorry if you don’t like the rules being enforced late in games but it’s the correct call

Redzone getting kicked off the Chiefs game in the final 30 seconds, forcing us to frantically switch to CBS, is the sign of an empire in decline.

That was a catchable pass huh

If I’m punching a guy in the face I’m not picking a guy with a helmet and facemask to punch

I can’t believe I was waitin’ all day for this performance from Caleb Williams

Looking ahead to survivor Week 3 and this might be the week to take the nasty man in Cleveland.

Doctor said I can stop wearing the blood sugar sensor in my arm. Celebrating with a liquid IV (sugar free) and preacher curls. We fuckin did it.

Made a well-balanced dinner featuring a lean protein source, a healthy source of carbohydrates, and some fibrous vegetables before tonight’s football game. Needless to say I’m not cheering for Philadelphia.

Bijan is going to rush for seven yards per carry tonight and the Falcons aren’t going to cross midfield. Just put Penix in there.

Are they letting Art Smith call plays again? You let Robinson just carve the Eagles defense up then you ditch him once you hit the red zone lol

In hell the broadcast booth for everything is Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, and Jason Kelce

The Philadelphia Bozos

Imagine going to bed tonight in Philadelphia, a bunch of gas station food sitting on your stomach all wrong, the final two minutes of this football game replaying in your head. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

Gleefully filming Bozos of the Week today with an excuse to feature Philly

Unironically excited for the Aaron Hernandez FX show to start tonight. Being an underemployed local radio guy just after college while that was going on was some wild shit.

Paying a 10% talent fee to watch Georgia run the Vols over and then getting ran over by a Georgia player on the street after the game. It Just Means More™️

Between being able to pick a winner sometimes and not posting shit like this, I can see why the sportsbooks didn’t hire me a few years back before I landed where I did.

Couple of early thoughts on the FX Aaron Hernandez show: 1. They cast a guy who looks like Ronnie from Jersey Shore minus the steroids to play Aaron Hernandez 2. They really nailed what a piece of shit Urban Meyer is