I'm to the "seeing spiders in the corners of my vision" stage of staying up late.

Dumbwaiters are goated. I'd be sending so many things through there.

Nothing on here bothers me anymore. No one has ever been intimidating or badass on twitter and it's impossible to do so.

POV you are an embarrassing memory trying to enter my train of thought but I clench my ass cheeks at the right time

I gotta buy a 250 dollar parking pass

Movie heads, is IMAX worth it?

This coupon is good for one free butt diggin

The microcontroller I'm programming has its own "script space". I can write programs within the program.

Gonna watch fantastic four tonight

Real talk, how does the robe not fall off her boobies.

Just saw fantastic four, Actor's performances were excellent. The editing in the first quarter of the movie was a little grating. There was a scene before the climax that took me straight out, it was very contrived. I did at least feel that the characters developed over time.

*me as the president facing a government shut down* "Okay guys, I know it looks bad. But to save the white house, we need to put on the best talent show DC has ever seen!"

If I was pee and I wanted to keep something from getting out I would ask them if I could tell the a peecret.

Hydrogen hydrogen vs coughing hydrogen

The orb appeared at my school today