Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…

i wish anything brought me joy the way that quirky british boy loves trains

i wish we could go back to that point in the simulation where elon musk was getting his shit sucked by grimes

this is easily going to be the grossest thing ive ever put forth into the online community, as im very much NOT one to talk about bowel movements, but do you guys be spreading your cheeks to wipe??

“Get Fucked” easily gotta be THE stupidest diss. I would love to get fucked (???) duh

another day, another victory for the OG, taking down the sweats (im stoned in rouses again)

did the "name a woman" trend with gray. why did he say regina george 😭

i graduated high school 11 years ago. havent been invited to a single class reunion. i bet they all got fat anyway🫡

you’re telling me a SHRIMp FRIED THIS RICE?!!! AHHHHAAhhaHhAhhHahaha!! YOU’re TELLIJG ME A C R A B RAN THIS GOON?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! Y O U ‘ R E T E L L I NG M E A

why do i think its so hot the way kamala harris says “do not cum” ???

yall scared to eat a hotdog cuz its “gay” but i seen some of yall double fisting boudin links at the mardi gras parades

yall think john f kennedy was bricked up when marilyn monroe sang him happy birthday?

feeling downright jolly rn

ive thrown away like 4 of these

the IRS is here to collect the Horny Tax. we’re losing the house:(

if i was a girl i would be on my period all the time. those boobs are awesome😳

just found out what Good Friday means. im no christian but that shit kinda sounds like the worst friday ever

if jesus came back i would k*ll him again so we could have TWO good fridays.

do kids know what woman crush wednesday is?