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If you are a man the most likely thing to kill you before the age of 50 isn’t a heart attack, or a car crash, or cancer, or terrorism. It’s yourself. The greatest threat for your chances of seeing old age is your own mind Mental Health Foundation #InternationalMensDay

The boy wonder. Unplayable at times

Firework wankers

Good luck Fin Shrimpton today, hope you get a good run in team and enjoy the football 👊🏼

I’m F’in sick of adverts on the radio telling me how to save energy “ wash at 30, have a 4 minute shower etc etc” how about someone telling the energy companies to stop ripping us off and reduce prices. Seeing as though they are making 10x the profit for no extra service

I'm crazy like a fool for Danny Danny Rohl

In town centre cant get away from fingers Fin Shrimpton

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Bit weird how some females end up as snooker refs

I think if tesla (original guy) was alive we d be flying about in spaceships

90+5' - Goal Sunderland. ⚔️ 1-2 🐈‍⬛ | #SHUSUN

Get it right up Chris Wilder

Captain on the day lifts the cup its as simple as that , all gets a bit messy when you dont follow the rule

Give this man the cheese roll ballon d’Or immediately

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Shady cunts

This old woman won a free t-shirt and they delivered it to her by shooting her with it at point blank range 😳

Second year apprentice at Arnold Clark took out an RS 3 for a joy ride and smashed it back into the carpark

Mani & Reni isolated bass & drums Bye Bye Badman The Stone Roses