Imagine being immortalized in the Bible as the guy Saint Paul calls out for sleeping with his own stepmother.

You will never be a real mushroom. You have no mycelium, you have no volva, you have no spores. You are a small kitten twisted by thread and wool into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

What is with people randomly inserting "ahh" as a filler adjective? What is the point? Can't you just say "a cold Monday morning?"

Actually...

I would rather get SA'd and graped by a skibbidi ahh PDF file in Ohio and unalive myself via sewer slide than sully both the English language and my own dignity by using this rеtardеd Newspeak to appease the god of the algorithm.

Τhе аfrіcаո оrрhаոаgе ѕcаm аccоսոtѕ hаνе սрgrаԁеԁ frоm "hеӏӏо brоthеr" tо ѕеոԁіոg ӏіtеrаӏ gоrе tо ѕսіcіԁе bаіtіոg ԝіth "і ԝаոt tо kіӏӏ mуѕеӏf аոԁ hаνе ոо оոе tо tаӏk tо" іո оrԁеr tо gеt уоս tо rерӏу tо thеm.

“Now that AI videos are pretty realistic looking, we were just joking when we said that the cameras in his cell went out. Just a funny little joke among us here at the agency.”

Reminded of this classic headline

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