Comedians: if you’re not offending someone you’re not doing comedy right Mitch Hedberg: I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers fault and that’s extra scary to me because there’s a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside

Damar Hamlin has movement in his hands and feet.

3% of Britons have “never heard” of the United States.

Lizardman’s Constant strikes again slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/12/noi…

Carolina Forward has obtained the public records from NCDHHS citing the daycare run by Mark Robinson and his wife for not *only* major child safety violations, but a lot more... It turns out the Robinsons were busted forging *two* official documents, not just one. #ncpol 😲👇

For those watching the 🥥 Veepstakes, our modest proposal for the candidate emoji menu: - Captain Mark Kelly 🚀 - Roy Cooper 🥤 - Josh Shapiro 🌉 - Andy Beshear ⛰️ - JB Pritzker 🏨

Committed to developing an unhealthy obsession with British naval culture in the 18th and 19th centuries now nobody can stop me (except for myself, in 1 week, when i’m bored of it)

love hearing actually good music during the DNC roll call

The only songs getting lyrics during the DNC roll call being Not Like Us and Alright is so fitting

What if i started using this website more? nah. Maybe.

Seven County Infrastructure Coalition v. Eagle County, Colorado (2025)

THIS is the rubicon? im supposed to be impressed that somebody crossed this?