Academic advisors when they have to give students academic advice

A&M will send emails that say “Howdy! The Board of Regents will be holding a vote this week on revising current plagiarism policies” and the email subject line will be “⚠️UPDATE⚠️ — Expulsion from University”

Academic advisors explaining how the degree plan that they approved for seven semesters in a row now means you don’t have the credits to graduate on time

Back in high school when I said I wanted to be a chemical engineer, people laughed and said I wouldn’t make it. But I didn’t listen and spent the next few years studying as hard as possible. And now, four years later, I still don’t understand chemistry. Sometimes people are right

Grant Inspiring 🤩 Congrats, Grant!

Worst part about job applications is the misleading promotional emails the companies send. Like “Dear Grant— We at Dow Chemical have reviewed your application extensively and we think you’d be a great fit to attend our ‘I got rejected from Dow— what now?’ webinar series”

Pretty happy with this photo I got today

Elizabeth Holmes hearing Northgate on a Thursday night

POV: you forgot that you graduated and you just said “Howdy” at your job

A&M Faculty Senate: We’re forming a committee to determine if you’re being influenced by outside groups Katherine Banks:

History of Texas A&M but every time someone in administration suspiciously resigns it gets faster

No Mom I’m not sitting at the kids table I have a 401(k)

Coach Schossnagle: “I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job” Schossnagle 24 hours later:

No mom I am not “sitting at the kids table” I have a 401k

The only way I see Texas A&M defeating t.u. today is if they manage to score more points than t.u. by the end of the fourth quarter

Old ags who paid $4000 for 50 yard line seats seeing us losing by 17 points at halftime