Because performers and presenters are above anyone else? The Academy

Too good not to post ...

TRUE: In Texas it is illegal to own more than six dildoes, but you can have as many guns as you want!

A mate living in NZ wants to renew his SA passport but could not get a reply to email/phone calls for interview date. Flew into Wellington to speak to someone at the SA embassy and was told earliest he can get an interview is March 2023!!!!!!!!!

Holiday time ... instagram.com/p/Cf5zmDXJKAcn…

"Dear Costumer"?? Yeah sure, I'll give you my bank details!

Framed #172 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

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Congrats to Toni’s Pizza Co in Rietfontein, Pretoria for making it into the Porcupine Ridge Pizzeria Challenge Top 20. Their position at #20 is no mean feat when you consider 90+ pizzerias took part. May your loyal customers keep supporting you and enjoying your fabulous pizzas.

Just two words that can mean so much yet some people just don't have it in themselves to say it even when you give more than what was asked for. So fucking over it! instagram.com/p/Cl0ebNipNN5p…

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Oppenheimer? Meh!

Anyone else sick to the gills of hearing/reading about Barbie??

Hey Variety The Hollywood Reporter People Us Weekly Entertainment Weekly - enough with the incessant Barbie and Taylor Swift tweets already.

Oh dear - first the rugby, then the cricket and now the sheep shearing! The Kiwis are not going to like this!

What a load of codswallop! Only thing missing was Suzy with her poisoned food! nzherald.co.nz/sport/sub-stan…

So while waiting to board a plane in Wellington this afternoon I was frequently asked - via my phone - if I wanted to join the "bussy" wifi!! WTAF???

One for you Barney Simon

God I can't wait for Mike Hosking to suck on a huge slice of humble pie on Monday. The ABs not only lost, they lost BIG. And the Warriors also lost. He was bragging on Newstalk ZB on Friday that both teams would win and that he was right and that he is always right. Plonker!