Wingdings crawled so emojis can walk

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100 days until 9/10/21

I still can't believe that they did surgery on a grape

If Pinocchio says his nose is growing. Does his nose grow?

I had a dream last night that I met Eric

When I order a whole lobster I stare at it and think to myself "I'm eating an underwater bug"

Gangnam Style still kinda bops

There is still 4 days left in August and I've already seen Halloween stores opening

Crypto is male Astrology

I went to the store today and their was Christmas chocolate already right next to the Halloween chocolate. Also it was the same chocolate just different packaging

Henry Chang steals my tweets

This concludes the daily Smash Ultimate screens I've been posting since Dec. 2019. Thank you for your support! #SmashBros However...I've been thinking about starting something new. (This time it won't be daily, though.) Check back around this time tomorrow for more info!

The brain named itself

Gear 5

Happy Birthday, Doodlebob

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Is macaroni and cheese called mac because it's short for macaroni or because it's an acronym?