Bring him home

#votetimcomedy

Worst MK Dons side ever btw

#NowWatching The Pit and The Pendulum (1991) DIR: Stuart Gordon

8 years ago today we were promoted to The Championship. Been all sunshine and light since... 🙄

Dear Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, FUCK OFF. That is all. Rolling Stone

We must be the only club that people would rather the fans were armchair premier league watchers instead of actual match goers. That’s what puzzles me, shouldn’t we be encouraging people to actually attend games?

Keir Starmer agrees that a woman is an adult human female. Will Ed Davey also rejoin the real world, science & the English language by reversing his view that a woman can “quite clearly” have a penis? Inability to face reality in small things bodes ill for more serious matters.

Retweet if this brings back memories!

Mick Jagger dancing to the 'On The Buses' theme tune 😂

Tomorrow night. 👀 Let’s make it a special one under the lights! ✨ Bring the noise to Stadium MK for our biggest game of the season so far. 💥 Help us spread the word by reposting this post! 🔄 #COYD #MiltonKeynes #LoveMK #UTF #MK #MKDons

16 years ago today 🏆 Milton Keynes Dons

Are we allowed to point out this has been a really poor Euros so far? Umpteen desperately dull games. Can’t get away from 24 being too many teams. Can’t get away from knackered players due to demands of club football now.

Wasn't a penalty, but Maradona's was handball, Beckham's was never a red, Campbell's should've stood in 2004, Lampard's was over the line. I couldn't care less. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This is peak Guardian: ✅ Open hatred for the working class ✅ Tubby middle-aged joyless non-binary gimp with a face like a slapped arse ✅ Policing of others' enjoyment ✅ Cultural elitism ✅ Offence archaeology

I played 7,408 songs, and these topped my list. #SpotifyWrapped Richard Hillier open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

Milton Keynes Dons Stadium MK Don’t care. We need a new manager