This brilliant archive clip of Stanley Unwin will leave you questioning your sanity thepoke.com/2024/06/19/thi…

What if Charlie Bucket hallucinated the entire Wonka experience through extreme hunger and was actually lying in bed with his grandparents' corpses throughout?

I can't look at Coldplay without remembering Chris Martin's piss dribble stain at the Manchester tribute concert.

This is the same as the Tom Holland Umbrella video.

He looks like he’s being haunted by the woman he ran over

The level of cuntery in the replies is astonishing. Talk about snowflakes ... Jesus!

Never even liked tennis anyway.

1/🚨 Tommy Robinson and Russia🚨Given recent days, questions should be asked about Robinson's links to Russia. In 2020, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) went to Moscow & St Petersburg. This marked his 1st overt meeting with figures tied to malign elements within

I left the telly on after MotD, and this Fred Again set at #ReadingFestival2024 is a banger!

In advance of the Oasis ticket sale on 31st August, Ticketmaster have announced that they've doubled their IT and customer support staff to deal with the demand. Both employees are very excited although they will have to share a desk.

Hannah Waddingham is so hot, I sat through three seasons of Ted fucking Lasso.

U.S. sixth graders after RFK Jr. replaces school lunches with fresh roadkill and TRT.

🚨 This afternoon, near Al-Awda Square in central Rafah, the occupation army shot and killed 15 year old Zakaria Barbakh as he rode his donkey. When another man, tried to drag him away, they opened fire on him too, in a blatant violative of the ceasefire agreement.

Disagreeing with gesture politics and the existence of the royal family vs imagining Trump’s piss boiling as Zelenskyy meets the King:

Jesus Christ, he's a fucking moron. #Trump

WTAF it's VAR on today? Mitchell looked like he touched the ball, but he shouldn't have been on the pitch. Terrific game, though. #FACupFinal

#Mateta seems like a proper #banterlad

People with double-barreled surnames who give their kids double-barrelled first names #names #names-names

Retweet if you would join Jeremy Corbyn’s and Zarah Sultana’s party