I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.

People really love Jimmy Olsen on here.

They should put the Laura Palmer Funko Pop in Toy Story 5.

The entire point of TV sets is to show beautiful moving imagery, yet the application software that runs on them is almost always lame and terrible. The vendors probably can’t police every random streaming app they support, but they fully control the top level software, so it

Did you know that, in Earth 27, V is immune to bullets because of the line “Ideas are bulletproof?”

It’s fucking crazy that it’s 2025 but you go for a dental cleaning and it’s still like THAT

The cover of one of my favorite collections.

A horror novel written entirely in the slide deck language of McKinsey consultants. Is that anything

Day 2 of my water pressure barely being a thing and no hot water. Unshowered. Foul mood!

This is Will Ferrell as Bush in an SNL sketch.