Yo a mis hijos cuando teníamos que haber salido a la práctica de fútbol hace 5 minutos y aun no están vestidos:

Wordle 243 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 phew!! 😅

Team building fun with @lincolnfcdfw!!! ⚽️🎉 #santisal #joaquinamado @ FC Dallas instagram.com/p/CbByOXKM-Vz2…

Just posted a photo @ Stade Pierre Mauroy instagram.com/p/CbTd5GpMAxBW…

BEST family picture to date! 💯😆 #joaquinamado #santisal #springbreak2022 @ Disneyland Paris instagram.com/p/CbfS1kyLRUK/…

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What a sad commentary when you slap the crap out of someone on live TV, win an Oscar, get a standing ovation and then accept that Oscar talking about “love”. There was so much wrong about this moment. #Oscars2022

jane fonda signed her best actress speech in 1979 because the oscars wouldn't offer closed captions. the oscars only started providing closed captions in 2021. x.com/montyclit/stat…

In a world of Will Smiths, be a Lady Gaga

Será que lo mismo paso con “we don’t talk about Bruno”? The actual singers only sang it for the first few seconds… and then it became a hot mess.

No one came to punch this guy in the face…

Always a hog-killin’ time with the Vistra gang 🤠. @ 97 West Kitchen & Bar instagram.com/p/Cb5hantriVe/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CcHhPEeMl7M/…

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.

The SWEETEST Mother’s Day!! 😍👩‍👦‍👦🥰Love my family and my baby boys 💙💙. #joaquinamado #santisal instagram.com/p/CdUjqjXMOzO/…

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Golden Globes Damn, let the not-as-popular winners speak & get their time on the odium! We heard Ryan Murphy drone on & on and yet these Argentinians can’t say a 3 min thank you? And then that loud ass music at the end was really disrespectful. #GoldenGlobes2023 #GoldenGlobes