We used to be a country. A proper country.

los hombres son basura

it’s time to bring this back x.com/Gamingwithme12…

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Growing up is slowly your personality turning from SpongeBob to squidward

Scarlett Johansson’s most defining role is voicing Mindy in the SpongeBob Movie game

i really hate when i have notes like this and no context. what do i have?? where do i have to be?? i guess i have a month to figure it out

There are usually two types of merchants.

whenever i see an ipad at a cash register i know that i’m about to tip for something i never had to tip for before

i wasn't an ipad kid i was a pink nintendo ds girl 🙄🙄

You’re not alone.

“what does your tattoo mean” i had money and nobody stopped me

nothing will humble you more than the target self-checkout cameras

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this

A Finsta 😭

hurricane ready

Me being bougie at family functions while my whole outfit has 3 Klarna payments to go.

the reality of living 5 mins away from your sister

Me sneaking into the Barbie movie even though I’m a Bratz girl