so we all agree this is about road head right?

Just had 20 chicken nuggets

being in middle school when these albums came out was a life-altering experience that could never be recreated

iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM:

whenever i see this photo i feel like a victorian man seeing a woman’s ankle for the first time

tenes que ser una adolescente y ver a este hombre por primera vez

this is actually my biggest fear what is this bullshit

day of WHAT

When you join dress to impress 10 seconds late

i sometimes feel bad for lovejoy. they probably want groupies so bad but this is how the average lvjy fan looks like

It’s just so funny bc how are you a fat trans man who thinks /WILBUR SOOT/ would look your way. Wilbur soot the cis man who consistently dates anorexic fem she/theys with low self esteem. Almost sad

luke at every minor inconvenience:

I'm apologizing in advance for the person i'll become when trump dies.

A$AP Rocky and Lana Del Rey (2012)

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please