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G. Pedliham

@gpedliham

Erstwhile naval aviator; now an alligator climbing up the escalator, photographer, painter, masseur. Poet (ironically doesn't scan). PTSD. Mx.

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calendar_today17-06-2019 19:53:27

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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Doesn’t realise cadets are “all the difference” to active duty armed forces. Halfwit, muted.

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Well obviously it makes a difference. “Fighting machine” he said. Cadets are not part of our fighting forces. Hilarious he stalked my profile before blocking. Even more hilarious he thinks it’s a genuine biography. Too thick to see why it says poet. And I’m the dullard!

Well obviously it makes a difference. “Fighting machine” he said. Cadets are not part of our fighting forces. Hilarious he stalked my profile before blocking. Even more hilarious he thinks it’s a genuine biography. Too thick to see why it says poet. And I’m the dullard!
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These dummies assume we are as thick as they are. Autocorrect doesn’t change allowed to a loud. Runs away of course. Definitely not the only thing I can “pick him up on”.

These dummies assume we are as thick as they are.

Autocorrect doesn’t change allowed to a loud. Runs away of course.

Definitely not the only thing I can “pick him up on”.
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From the next room I thought my wife was watching a porno featuring two women. It just a women’s singles match. #Wimbledon #wimbledon25